Thursday, August 5, 2010

DirtyPuppyLA's Mac computer fundraising drive!

OK, folks, a lot of you have been asking why I haven't posted any new videos in a week or so. So here's the deal. I need a new computer with editing software. My Dell PC is on its last legs, and cannot handle anymore software running on it. It runs so slow sometimes I am often tempted to pick it up and hurl it across the room, but then I wouldn't be able to cruise Manhunt and Adam4Adam trolling for cock. But anyway, I have over 40 videos that are waiting to be edited and uploaded to XTube, but I can't do anything with them because I just don't have the capability.

I've been using my good friend's Mac with Final Cut Pro software, but I've only been able to use it whenever he's not home using it himself. And he's always home! I just really need a new computer. I'm happy buying a refurbished computer, but it needs to happen soon. It's getting to the point where I'm a bit overwhelmed by all the videos I have piling up. And I just know that you guys want to see what I've been up to the last few months. I'm telling you, I've got some fucking HOT HOT HOT videos on the way. Some of the hottest I've ever filmed, including follow-ups to "Afternoon Delight" and "A Hot Nasty Night," plus a super-hot one that I call "Dirty Puppy's 3-Load Hookup," which is just what it sounds like: me milking three hot creamy loads out of a hot new play buddy.

I'm really dying to get these videos edited and uploaded to the site for you, but I simply can't do it with the facilities that I have, so I have created a PayPal account that my fans can donate to so that I can go out and buy a new iMac computer and the Final Cut Pro editing suite. I've been looking at some refurbished Macs and the Final Cut software on Amazon, and I estimate both to cost roughly $2,500, so it might take a while before I reach my goal, but I will be building this money up in my savings account until I am able to afford the new computer. Why don't I just put it on a credit card or take out a loan, you ask? Because I don't have a credit card, first of all, and secondly, I have terrible credit. And because I'm unemployed right now with no job in sight, I'm very strapped for income.

Just in case you are thinking, "Wow, this guy is full of himself to ask people to buy him a new computer during a recession" (as somebody said in one of the comments below), I'll point out that it is quite common among filmmakers, artists, musicians and porn stars to start fundraising campaigns to complete their projects or start their own businesses. It's done on Kickstarter.com all the time. (I would have used Kickstarter for this campaign, but they keep a percentage of the funds donated.) I want to make it clear, however, that I'm not just asking for handouts here. I wouldn't dream of asking people for donations if I'm not willing to give something back. So with that in mind, I've created a few rewards for those of you who contribute to the cause. I tried to come up with rewards that I thought my admirers might want from me. Check them out below, figure out how much you want to donate, and then click here to donate to the cause! My email address to send funds to is coltspencer1@aol.com.

DONATION REWARDS

Tier 1 ($10-$49) - A signed DVD copy of The Best of DirtyPuppyLA, Volume 1, featuring 10 of my personal favorite XTube videos.

Tier 2 ($50-$99) - A signed DVD copy of The Best of DirtyPuppyLA Vol. 1, plus your choice of a jockstrap, underwear or socks worn by me for however many days you would like me to wear them.

Tier 3 ($100-$199) - A signed DVD copy of The Best of DirtyPuppyLA Vol. 1, your choice of jockstrap, underwear or socks worn by me, PLUS I will film a video of myself shooting a load on whichever item of clothing you choose and send you a copy of that.

Tier 4 ($200-$399) - A signed DVD copy of The Best of DirtyPuppyLA Vol. 1, your choice of jockstrap, underwear or socks to be used for a filmed jerkoff session just for you, PLUS a personal 15-minute phone call from me to talk about anything you want.

Tier 5 ($400-$499) - A signed DVD copy of The Best of DirtyPuppyLA Vol. 1, your choice of jockstrap, underwear or socks used for a filmed jerkoff session just for you, a personal 30-minute phone call from me, PLUS I will make a brand new XTube video of the fantasy of your choosing (within certain limits, of course: no blood, no scat, nothing too illegal, etc.). You tell me what you want to see me doing, and I will do it for you and give you a shout-out in my introduction to the video.

Tier 6 ($500 or more) - A signed DVD copy of The Best of DirtyPuppyLA Vol. 1, your choice of jockstrap, underwear or socks used for a filmed jerkoff session just for you, a personal 30-minute phone call from me, a brand new XTube video made from your fantasy (see Tier 5 for details), PLUS copies of all future DirtyPuppy DVD releases (including the upcoming compilations DirtyPuppyLA: The Public Sex Tapes and DirtyPuppyLA: Give This Dog a Bone), AND personal emails from me to let you know every time a new video is being uploaded to XTube.

5 comments:

  1. OMG! I can't believe what I'm reading here! Just how highly do you think of yourself? You must never be hungry since you're SO full of yourself all the time. Seriously buddy, do you actually think that the general public is going to buy YOU a brand new computer while the country is in a recession? People are out looking for jobs so they can support themselves, not to buy some idiot on Xtube a BRAND NEW computer! Be an adult, go get a loan from a bank like everyone else!

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  2. Hey man, I am a video editor and just wanted to let you know that a quad core pc is much cheaper, faster and edits high-def and standard-def just the same as a mac. For under a thousand you can get a complete set up that will edit and encode those videos faster than those dual core macs you are looking at. Plus both Sony Vegas and Grass Valley's Edius will edit high-def in realtime with out extra hardware cost.

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  3. Tony, I'm sorry you feel the way you do. If you go to Kickstarter.com, you will see that it is actually quite common among filmmakers, musicians, porn stars and artists to start fundraising campaigns to make their movies, albums, art pieces and start their businesses. And yes, I do think highly of myself. Why shouldn't I? Why shouldn't anybody think highly of themselves? If I had good credit, I would take out a loan, but I don't. My friends have been encouraging me to do this for some time, but I was resistant. But with so many videos filmed and with me having no way to edit them, I finally relented and did it. If you want to think badly of me, that's your choice, but I invite you to look at that and figure out what is going on with you that you are so judgmental about this. It's really your issue to deal with, not mine. Take care.

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  4. You can continue to disguise it but either way you look at it, you're still nothing but a cockeyed, aging, mostly likely HIV+ PROSTITUTE who panhandles for money. It certainly doesn't take a genius to see that ;-)

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  5. And you're a negative, judgmental prick with an attitude problem who evidently gets off on looking down on other people. Again, not my problem. Take care.

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