A Bottom's Best Friend

So just before I left for my week-long trip up to Northern California, I received something very cool in the mail: my shower shot bidet! For anyone who knows the hassles of being a bottom, you will know exactly what I'm talking about when I say that a shower enema bidet is probably the greatest invention since... well, the sling. I had always thought that shower enemas were too expensive, and indeed, if you go into any adult novelty store they will likely be priced at about $65 to $75. But I decided to go onto the Internet and do a search, and sure enough, I came across a moderately priced one for only $35.95 at NewAdultToys.com. Oh, happy days!

Gone are the days of cleaning out for half an hour with a portable douche and thinking you are totally clean back there and then finding out when a guy pulls his dick out of your hole that all was not right in Assland. With the shower shot, everything is made easy. You use the portable douche to get all the major gook out, then you use the shower shot to make everything squeaky clean and date-ready. I will never again go out with that not-so-fresh feeling. I will be a confident bottom! (And while I'm at it, I also want to thank the makers of Viagra and Cialis for making me a confident top when I'm in that zone. Thanx, folks, you don't know what you've done for my piggy state of mind.)

Anyway, I'm not really trying to convince anyone to go out and buy this product, but since I believe that I should do my part to make the world a better place, you probably should buy one if you're a bottom and you like it a bit on the nasty side, like me. It'll change your whole world! It's the easiest and most reliable way to insure that "shit won't happen!" LOL! In fact, I love mine so much, I think I will have to make a little video about it. That'll definitely be something for you folks to stay tuned for, so, as always, stay tuned... :)