A Dirty Nasty Q&A with DirtyPuppyLA

So I get asked all kinds of questions about my sex life from people who check out my videos on XTube, and also from guys that I date and/or sleep with. Most of the questions are generally pretty respectful and coming from a place of genuine curiosity, and I always love answering them honestly. I feel that by never hiding who I am and by owning my experiences and taking responsibility for them, I am setting a good example for leading a happy, honest life.

I thought I would take some of these questions and post them here on my blog along with my answers as a sort of "Get to Know Me" exercise. So here goes: Everything you ever wanted to know about DirtyPuppyLA and weren't afraid to ask.

Why do you call yourself Dirty Puppy?
Because I'm not really what you'd call a bear, and while I like "cub," there is something sweet and innocent about a puppy. They're so adorable when they're sniffing each other's butts. I have a problem with the whole "pig" thing--it makes it sound like you have no boundaries and will do anything or that you have bad hygiene--so I think the most accurate label for me is a puppy, but a dirty one. I can sum it up in one sentence: I call myself a puppy because I'm excitable, affectionate and like to pee on things.

Who was the first guy you ever had sex with?
Dave, my neighbor that lived two houses down. We used to take my 1982 Ford EXP out for wild rides with some girls from the town, and one night we both pretended to be so horny "from the girls" that we decided to pull off to the side of the road and have a wank. One thing led to another, and badda-badda-bing, I was devirginized. I'll never forget the sound of his zipper coming down in the front seat of my car on that hot sweaty 1987 summer night. And the taste of his cock was like the taste of home. Lovely.

Do you know how many men you've slept with in your life?
I'm sorry, I don't think my brain can count that high.

What is the highest number of men you've had sex with in one day?
Well, if you count group action, then I would say five or six. But I didn't really have sex with all of them, so if you're just talking about one-on-one experiences, then the highest number is four. What can you do? Sometimes I just have those days where I am feeling insatiably horny, and I just have to have more cock.

What is the most cum you've taken in your ass in one day?
I think the most I've taken is four loads from three guys. One of the guys came twice. From one guy, the most I've taken is the same: four. I'd definitely like to beat these numbers in both categories, by the way.

What is your ultimate sexual fantasy?
You know, this is a hard one because I've had a lot of experience sexually and have been able to try out all sorts of things. But I would say that being the bottom in an orgy where a bunch of HIV-negative guys just walk in and take turns fucking me raw is pretty much the ultimate for me now. I want to be used and filled up with so much cum that it's just spilling out of me while they keep plugging away. God, that gets me hot just thinking about it. Especially if, like, 4 or 5 of the guys are hot, hung black guys. (Oh, my God, black guys! Soooo fucking hot!) Another fantasy I have is having sex with a boyfriend and a woman. I've never slept with a woman, and some of them I find to be quite sexy and hot, and I think that if I had a really hot man there with me to fuck me while I was making out with and fucking the woman, it would be very hot.

What turns you on the most about a man?
It's become such a cliche to say it, but confidence is really the hottest thing for me. Someone who just knows what he wants and doesn't have any problem asking for it. Someone who is very comfortable in his own skin, but who also understands the importance of humility. Physically, my taste is all over the place, and I am really glad that I can find something hot about many different types of men, but there is nothing hotter than a beard and a hairy chest. Barring that, I like a man who moves and behaves like a man but isn't afraid to express his softer side. Vulnerability is a very hot trait in a man. My favorite thing about a guy, though, is his smile. Eyes are huge for me, and if a guy's eyes light up when he smiles, then I'm turned on for days.

What is your favorite thing to do in bed?
Sexually, sucking cock is very high up there for me, but there's simply nothing quite like having a guy pound the shit out of my ass. Everything about it--from the feeling of it first sliding in, to the friction of the in-and-out, to that amazing feeling you have after a guy has unloaded deep in you--just excites the shit out of me. I don't have an addictive personality, but if I have one addiction, it's getting fucked. Hard.

Do you have any fetishes?
Yes, I have three: Piss, public sex and video. I love the intimacy of watersports, the thrill of having sex on a street at 3 a.m. in the morning when someone might come along (but probably won't), and the intensity of making homemade dirty movies so you can watch it later with the guy who just fucked you and then get so turned on that you want to fuck again. (Oh please, sir, I want some mo'." ) And I guess that barebacking would count as a fetish too.

You're such an eager bottom. Do you ever top?
Why yes, I do Scrappy Doo. I used to say I was 50/50 versatile, but I've realized in the last year or so that I'm really more of a versatile bottom. I'd say it's more like 65/35 in favor of bottoming, but I honestly do love to top. As far as what it takes for me to top, it's usually situational. Like if a guy just has that wild streak of abandonment, I will probably want to nail him. And I like fucking guys who say they are total tops, just because I like knocking them down a notch or two. It really turns me on to be able to introduce somebody to the undiscovered pleasures of their body. And having a really really fine ass that just looks like it needs to be fucked never hurts either.

What turns you off sexually?
Close-mindedness! More than anything, someone who is set in his ways and not open to experiencing new things. Guys who can only play if drugs or role playing is involved turn me off too. Total tops and/or total bottoms pretty much turn me off too and aren't really good for anything beyond a one-night stand. If you can't experience the pleasure that all of your body holds for you, then I don't think you are fully in touch with your sexuality or your body. Bad breath, arrogance, smelling like you haven't showered in days (I'm so not into the whole "ripe" thing) and being a selfish lover are also turn offs.

You don't always have safe sex in your videos. Aren't you concerned about getting an STD or HIV?
Of course. I don't want to turn positive. But just as smokers accept the risk of getting lung cancer from cigarettes or mountain climbers accept the risk of doing what they do, I accept the risk of STDs and HIV from sex. I take certain precautions to limit the risk of getting anything--there's a lot to be said for being honest with people and really talking to them about their status--but at the end of the day, I think we are all adults and that we all get to make our own decisions about what turns us on and how far we are willing to go to experience it. Honestly, people put themselves at risk all the time and do all kinds of crazy things because they love it. The only thing that's different is the moral value that we as humans place on "unsafe sex" because it has to do with sexuality, and there is still a negative connotation attached to anything that has to do with having sex. I obviously don't share those moral values. I have my own, and they work for me.

You have a lot of sex. Do you think you could ever be happy with just one man?
If that man accepts me for who I am and is the kind of guy who would be happy in a relationship with very little rules, then absolutely. In principal, I do not believe that sexual monogamy is natural, and it holds very little attraction to me. That said, I have fallen in love with guys and haven't had the urge to sleep with other men while I was dating them. But I know myself very well, and I am quite sure that after a while I would eventually want to sleep with someone else, and I don't believe that there is any reason why I shouldn't just because I'm in a relationship. Love and sex are two very different things, and humans are naturally inclined to want new clothes, new cars, new experiences whenever the old ones lose their luster. (It's just like food: I love Thai food and could eat it for the rest of my life, but every now and then I'm going to want Italian, and it doesn't mean that I love Thai any less.) I absolutely believe in love and the idea of sharing your life with someone, and I romanticize everything and everywhere I go and think about how nice it would be to have someone's shoulder to rest your head during a Key West sunset, but if that means that I have to give up something that I love so much, then it's probably not for me.


Describe your perfect partner.
Someone who is open-hearted and open-minded is a must. He'd be somebody who has a vision for his life and who cares about the world beyond his own happiness, and he would be somebody who would be compassionate and empathetic toward others. He would have a career and believe that he had a purpose, and he would be humble enough to accept that he will never have all the answers, and brave enough to walk into each day knowing that nothing is ever guaranteed in life. He would be romantic and thoughtful, want to have kids or at least love being around kids, he would be thrilled to see me excited about anything that excites me, and he would totally love and celebrate me for the dirty slut that I am. Most importantly, he would be willing to let our relationship unfold naturally and without expectations, and he would definitely be one dirty-minded hot fucker in bed. A true gentleman in the streets and a total fucking pig in the sheets. Sigh...

What's the biggest misconception about sluts?
That we're unhappy people with twisted sexual histories who are self-destructive and feel unworthy. I've been that person, yes, and some of my sexual behavior has definitely been motivated by that in the past, but I've always had a very high, almost primal sex drive, and it was in the claiming of my nature that I experienced the epiphany of true liberation and happiness. Also, there's this notion that we don't see the value of a loving relationship and that sex is never "special" to us anymore. Which is silly. Some of my most profound emotional experiences have been through a spiritual sexual connection with a stranger in a sling at the sex club! LOL!

You worked in porn. Did you sleep with any porn stars?
Yes. Many of them, including two of my all-time favorite porn stars ever. I don't suck and share (unless they've agreed to make a video of it), but I will say this: There's a reason why a lot of them are getting paid to have sex.

Would you ever pay to have sex with someone?
I already have: A $32 membership to the sex club. But I've never paid a prostitute or an escort. Although there are a few porn stars around right now that I would absolutely pay to have sex with I had the money: Blu Kennedy, Derrick Diamond, Malachi Marx, Johnny Hazzard, Bo Dean, Jake Deckard and Parker Williams are among them.

Why don't you charge for your movies on XTube or launch an amateur website?
One of these days I'll get around to launching my own site, and since I don't gather paperwork for every guy I have sex, I can't charge for any of the videos I've shot so far. Mostly, though, I'm just doing this as a way to share myself with people who might appreciate the way I live my life and who might want to live theirs the same way. Also, there's just something more authentic about doing it for free. A lot of porn stars' value is qualified by the size of their paycheck, and by eliminating that factor, I avoid a lot of the self-worth issues they struggle with because of what they do.

Name your top 5 mainstream celebrity fuck fantasies.
Jake Gyllenhaal, Bradley Cooper, Peter Krause (Six Feet Under), James Denton (Desperate Housewives) and Colin Farrell. Holy shit, have you seen Colin Farell's sex tape ? That dirty motherfucker could do anything he wanted to me. And, after seeing him sing in Crazy Heart, I'd want him to sing something really sexy while staring into my eyes and pounding my hole. That's my third sexual fantasy: Colin Farrell pounding me while he sings! Awww, how sweet! See why I'm a dirty puppy?